5/29/2023 0 Comments Belan the looter story![]() ![]() We're sure the irony wasn't lost on Fansy, and that he was just too nice to point it out. It's a little strange that people playing a fantasy game would hate him so much, since he's basically recreated the the exact plot of Lord of the Rings for them: a small, underpowered idiot using unkillable allies to defeat a land of evil. All someone had to do was ask nicely! Which no one on Sullon Zek had tried, although they had tried calling him a no-life 12-year-old basement-dwelling homo one million times. The second asked him to stop, based on a rule on the no rules server (which hadn't existed earlier that day), and Fansy acquiesced. The first moderator to show up said "cool," reminded Fansy there were no rules, and enjoyed watching him do it. At which point the cool evil players suddenly decided "no rules" was unfair and whined until moderators arrived. Then he unleashed vengeance with a vast conga line of burly giants pounding everyone's asses. He'd wandered around the "no rules" server like a fantasy Forrest Gump being nice to people, wearing bright colors, and being called Fansy, ensuring that everyone had called him a fag at least twice. Fansy annihilated vast swathes of the server by running away at them.īut Fansy's true exploit was making sure his victims deserved it. And since he was one of the only things in the game that didn't fall under that category, he could kill everything with Sand Giant while they tried to catch him. What he'd realized is that Sand Giants can only kill what they can catch. This probably looked profoundly stupid to anyone who bothered to pay attention, since Sand Giants can kill everything. So in the middle of a battle that he had no right surviving for more than a minute, Fansy provoked two dozen of the Sand Giants into attacking him. He realized that his simple, intimidating power could be turned into a devastating weapon could kill everyone everywhere. His only combat ability was running faster than a group of lumbering Sand Giants. Every fight went the way combat between an army of evil and a few lone heroes would actually goįansy was a level 5 good bard - in EverQuest terms barely potty-trained and so low other players couldn't attack him. The server was 70 percent evil and 20 percent neutral, turning the usual epic battle between good and evil into a circle-stomp on good's weeping face. The Sullon Zek server was an infamous "no rules" haven of exploits until Fansy made it cry uncle. There is nothing they can't improvise into death and grief, an art perfected by Fansy the Famous when he inverted a rule preventing high level players from bullying beginners into genocide.
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